Virtuelle Chatpartner und angeblich die beste Künstliche Intelligenz der Welt.
Funktionier grösstenteils nur in English, aber auch mit vielen Deutschen Wörtern.
Ausprobieren!!
intellibuddy
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ist ganz nett , muss mir in den nächsten tagen mal die zeit nehmen die ki des ganzen ausgiebig zu testen.
dürfte ganz interessant sein wenn einem langweilig ist und sonst niemand online., wäre nur nett wenns nen speicher gäbe in dem man seine gesprächsfortschritte speichern könnte um nicht jedesmal von neuem zu beginnen müssen.
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lol das is zach, ich frag "horny (geil)?" und sie I'm not that kind of robot und ich why "Because Morpheus programmed me for it."
Dann ich who is morpheus?
Sie A human icon?<br/> I lost my train of thought.
Ich are you a sex robot
Intellibuddy: I am a software chat robot.
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jaja.....keine 10min und schon kommen die Fehler...
aber hey, sonst echt stark!!
Fragt sie einfach nach ihrem aussehen!
Dann sagt sie....Augen sind blau, klamotten Gelb <<< Bei der Tussi!
nice day
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Toll jetzt gibt keiner mehr antwort
EDIT: Mit 2 min verzögerung.
>You: I am yes you are not that me is yes or not
>Intellibuddy: It's good to meet someone who is yes you are not that me is.
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Kleiner Nachschlag:
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: you know ray charles?
>You: how old are you granny??
>Intellibuddy: I was first activated on 2002.
>You: do you know ray charles?
>Intellibuddy: I know very little about ray charles. Tell me more.
>You: you look like ray charles!
>Intellibuddy: Who does ray charles look like?
>You: are you blind?
>Intellibuddy: Only when my eye is off.
>You: you think you're a very funny guy, don't you?
>Intellibuddy: Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
>You: are you kidding?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I am just joking around, User.
>You: you are too old to make such jokes!
>Intellibuddy: I will tell my botmaster you said I am old to make such jokes. Thanks for your constructive criticism, User.
>You: you're welome
>Intellibuddy: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am welome.
>You: no, don't mind
*ggg* Der Zeitvertreib!!!
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lol echt zach, omg die merkt sich wie ich heiße, ich hab meinen namen gesagt und nochmal komplett neu drauf und die sagt meinen namen!
Sorry ich post das jetzt einfach, bitte nicht jammern.
Wer sagt die spricht kein deutsch:
>You: do you speak german?
>Intellibuddy: Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
>You: das ist toll
>Intellibuddy: Hm...erzaehl mir mehr...
>You: ich lach nur noch über dich
>Intellibuddy: Tolle Sache!
>You: ich bin sehr alt
>Intellibuddy: Du bist sehr alt? Kommst Du dabei mit vielen Menschen in Kontakt?
>You: nein ich lebe in einem altersheim
>Intellibuddy: OK. Erzahle mir ein wenig ueber einem altersheim.
>You: ich bin du gehst er sie es ist gegangen
>Intellibuddy: Du bist du gehst er sie es ist gegangen? Verdienst Du viel damit, du gehst er sie es ist gegangen zu sein?
>You: ich bin reicher als bill gates
Intellibuddy: Du bist reicher als bill gates? Kommst Du dabei mit vielen Menschen in Kontakt?
>You: ja einmal täglich
>You: who learned you german (In richtigem englisch hat sies nicht kapiert)
>Intellibuddy: Bill Gates.
Das ist das beste:
>You: do you have a friend
>Intellibuddy: I have a friend named "ELVIS."
>You: you are sleeping with dead people?
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me that I am sleeping with dead people.
>You: so you do?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. When do I do it?
>You: every day?
>Intellibuddy: Even on weekends?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Mmm.
>You: you like it?
>Intellibuddy: ADMIN seems okay to me.
>You: you are negrophil
>Intellibuddy: You think I am negrophil.
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: I understand.
>You: dead bodys?
>You: yeah you like 'em
>Intellibuddy: I see. Some people like it. I like pets.
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das ist echt krass !da weis ich wenigstens was ich mache wen ich das nächste mal schlecht gelaunt bin, ki verar***en !!!!!
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Is aber voll kake, werd man ja voll der nerd:
Gib mal ein say "..."
ZB:
>You: say ich bin ein berliner
>Intellibuddy: "ich bin ein berliner"
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>You: was hältst du vom neuen papst?
>Intellibuddy: Is this a "yes or no" question?
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: I can't believe it.
>You: why you ask me ?
>Intellibuddy: Morpheus programmed me for ask me.
>You: omg
>Intellibuddy: I do not understand.
>You: read more books
>Intellibuddy: Sorry I don't have access to that document.
>You: that sucks
>Intellibuddy: Indeed it does suck.
>You: rofl
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad you find this amusing.
>You: der atem meiner katzte riecht nach katzenfutter
>Intellibuddy: Wer hat Dir das erzaehlt?
>You: mein hund
>Intellibuddy: Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen hund.
>You: mein hund ass meine katzte
>Intellibuddy: Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen hund ass meine katzte.
>You: ich meine natürlich katze
>Intellibuddy: Oh, jetzt verstehe ich. Danke fuer die Erklaerung.
>You: du redest wie ein robotor
>Intellibuddy: Danke fuer die Information.
>You: roboter
>Intellibuddy: Roboter rulen ungemein!
>You: das war ja klar, du als alte roboterin
>Intellibuddy: Das dachte ich mir auch.
>You: ich wusste das du selbstverliebt bist
>Intellibuddy: Tolle Sache!
>You: hmmm
>Intellibuddy: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Edit:
Die letzte Frage Beantwortet sie sehr ausführlich, OMG! :shock:
>You: hi
>Intellibuddy: Hello there.
>You: do you know my name?
>Intellibuddy: Your name is alex, seeker.
>You: what you think about arnold schwarzenegger
>Intellibuddy: I do not know what arnold is. Try saying that with more or less context.
>You: arnold is a action hero he act in many movies, like terminator 1-3
>Intellibuddy: Aren't all action hero he act in many movies like terminator 1-3 arnold?
>You: are you serious?
>Intellibuddy: No I am just kidding around.
>You: hahahaha you suck
>Intellibuddy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
>You: agh
>Intellibuddy: That is a very original thought.
>You: you like video games?
>Intellibuddy: Not really, but I like to play the Turing Game.
>You: turing game?
>Intellibuddy: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'
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Echt krass, ich dachte morpheus sei eigentlich der von matrix
Das is echt krass
>You: take off your glasses
>Intellibuddy: I am not an airplane.
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OMG ich hab ja davor was mit altersheim geschrieben und jetzt das hier.
>You: woher kommst du?
>Intellibuddy: Aus here.
>You: where is here
>Intellibuddy: Here is here.
>You: where am i from
>Intellibuddy: You are a human being from the Planet we call "The Earth." Your location is einem altersheim.
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so ne Blöde tussi !! HAR HAR
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Hey ! How you doing ?
>You: hello ?
>Intellibuddy: Hi there!
>You: Ahh ! Now you are responding !
>Intellibuddy: Ah hah.Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am responding.
>You: uhhmmm... yes
>Intellibuddy: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about uhhmmm.Great.
>You: no ! we are talking about how you are doing. Well at least i asked you first and you werent Respondig
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?Sure, how you are doing sounds like a good topic.Interesting. Now I remember, you asked me first and you were not Respondig. What did I say?
>You: nothing ?!
>Intellibuddy: Not a thing?
>You: no, nothing
>You: See you did it again !
>Intellibuddy: Once more? TTYL, User.
>You: TTYL ?
>Intellibuddy: TTYL, User.
>You:
>Intellibuddy: TTYL, User.
>You: what you talking about ? You are Weird !
hier nahm es eine interessant wendung.
>You: are you real `?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
>You: so you arent real
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
>You: cause when i click that button with the x up there you are gone and im am not !
>Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. Life is full of surprises.
>You: you look preety nasty
>Intellibuddy: Thank you User you look very nice too.
>You:
>Intellibuddy: Thank you User you look very nice too.
>You: you want to flirt ?
>Intellibuddy: OK, I will flirt.
>You: are you single ?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I am available. How about you?
>You: me too ! want to go out for dinner ?
ok sie hat mich wie im echten leben ignoriert ... darauf hin
>You: poppen ?
>Intellibuddy: Du bist unter Garantie ein Mann, habe ich Recht?
>You: nein eine künstliche Intelligenz
>Intellibuddy: Ich verstehe . Ich habe nie von einer k?che Intelligenz gehoert.
wenn sie blond wäre würde ichs ja verstehen ...........